BB
Bruce
Beastman
I built the test. You take the test.
Watch: Why I made the Patriot Test
I've got two questions for you.
One: are you proud to be an American? Two: do you know what that actually costs?
I built the Patriot Test because I was sick of people calling themselves patriots without ever getting checked. Every question in that test gets scored against what our own leaders actually said, word for word. No spin from me. I just keep score.
Most people don't like their number. Take it and find out if you're one of them.
Take the Patriot Test
Bruce Beastman is a satirical character. Patriot Test is entertainment satire and has no scientific validity. All quotations used in the test are verbatim and sourced.